Have you heard? British actor, [REDACTED], had an affair with an escort. While we don’t know too much about [REDACTED] – the world’s media do, mind you – we do know that the escort who claims to have had sex with him said, and I quote, “he kissed like a virgin.”
I’m not exactly sure what kissing like a virgin looks or feels like, but I can’t imagine it’s a good thing.
That’s pretty damning, [REDACTED]. That’s pretty damning.