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Four Films Ruined by “Netflix and Chill”

18 Thursday Feb 2016

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“Two messages from two chats” says WhatsApp. Your eyes ignore Holly’s post in GIRLSHOLIDAY2016 (*sun emoticon x3*) and glance instead at Dave’s message:

“Do you want to come over and watch a film?” he asks. How cute. How innocent.

You’re not much of a movie goer, but then again neither as he. And then it clicks.

I’m not sure at what point in our evolution sex took on the disguise of a crappy movie on a Saturday night, but apparently it’s happened, and in a big way.

This is an ode to the films ruined by the notorious “Netflix and Chill,” the films that never made it to the end credits, nay, beyond the second act. To those films, we salute you.

Orange Is the New Black

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While not strictly a film, OITNB ticks all the boxes. Let’s face it, there’s only so long you or your partner can watch steamy interactions between lesbians without edging closer towards the “chill” portion of the evening.

The Men Who Stare At Goats

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Clooney. Spacey. Bridges. McGregor. Goats. It’s seriously impressive that a film with such a star-studded cast (and goats) could be so bad. And that’s sort of the point here. A movie so dull will only leave its viewers desperate to do anything else but continue to watch it to its conclusion. You’re welcome.

Wolf of Wall Street

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It’s three hours of sex and drugs and…more sex, with all the beautiful people you could possibly ever want. And at three hours long, it won’t be long before you’ll suggest doing, er, something else.

Scream 

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…Bear with me. While it certainly lacks a feel-good factor, or any semblance of romance, Scream, or most good horror films in fact, are good for one thing: making the fearful one in the relationship leap into the arms of the other. The rest takes care of itself.

 

 

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Happy Valentine’s Day, Here’s Something Soppy

14 Sunday Feb 2016

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Red Tuesday Is Here

09 Tuesday Feb 2016

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Brace yourself. Ok, good? Alright. Red Tuesday is here… I wasn’t sure what it was either.

The day where the sun is at its brightest? A new bank holiday? Another vicious Game of Thrones wedding?

Nope, none of the above (I really could have done with another bank holiday).

Apparently it’s the most popular day of the year to get dumped, just a few days before Valentine’s Day. Fancy that, eh?

*Braces self*

2016 – The Year of the Affair?

05 Friday Feb 2016

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And here was me thinking it was the year of the monkey. More and more women are going to have an affair in 2016 than ever before… apparently. That’s what IllicitEncounters.com tells us at least.

Whether their prediction holds true remains to be seen, but their logic holds some water at least. They argue that modern technology has made having an affair as much of a hassle-free endeavor as it’s ever been.

And, with your average woman earning more than ever before, she’s less financially dependent on her man, too.

It.. makes some sense, actually.

 

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