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Dating the man you’re married to and dating someone else’s hubby are two very different things. You’ll often find that the latter is more likely to spoil you with love and attention; ironic, no?

In any case, I think that Debbie Brown is doing it right.

“I’ve had affairs with some ­absolutely gorgeous, very well-heeled men, who take me to the finest restaurants,” she says.

“Deep down, I know they probably wouldn’t want a relationship with me if they were single but I’m so much more exciting when I’m their mistress.

“They can tell me their wildest fantasies because they don’t have to go to parents’ night with me, or face me the next morning as the kids squabble over the breakfast table.”

Sounds good to me, where can I sign up?